Welcome To 2006!
Sat., Jan. 7, 2006. 2:37 AM
Hi! How's it goin? Here's some news and additions and tidbits about the site.
I uhm, updated the site. Sort of. The filmography's all up to date. Sort of. Most everything is the same as before, just moved to a new server. Sort of. I've been trying to get things organized here for the last three hours. Everything fell in to place easily. Sort of. I still have to fix up the pictures section and add anything I forgot. I'm sure you guys will be telling me in the morning how much I forgot. And what I spelled wrong. And which links don't work. I love you guys.
Notice the delicious new layout. It took me five minutes to create, and a year and a half to upload. I've decided I'm the world's worst webmaster. Also, my New Year's Resolution, if you're wondering, is not to make promises that involve time and technology.
That being said, I promise to put up a message board before the next Ice Age. Which, if we all listen to what Dennis Quaid tells us, will be soon. And we'll have to move to Mexico. Or lock ourselves in libraries with Jake Gyllenhaal. (That's right, all my movie references are outdated, too. I wish I had time to have a life. I miss having a life. Sometimes it was fun.)
Ignore the ads to the right. Or... you know, don't. Click on them. A lot. They give me pennies which help run this site. I promise the ads won't get too obnoxious. Or pornographic. (Unless you guys are wondering: "Where can I get a good bukkake-gram?", and then I might add a link. If they pay me a lot of money to put the link up there. And bukkake-grams actually existed. Kids: Don't look up what bukkake means. You'll be disappointed. It's not like Yu-Gi-Oh. At all.)
Go see Grandma's Boy. It should be at a theater near you. It stars Allen. It was written by Allen. He's all-singing, all-dancing. If you like comedy, you'll like this movie.
It's got the grandma from Everybody Loves Raymond. (She's the one who wins the Emmy's. I bet she wins an Emmy for this movie. Don't think it's not possible to win an Emmy for a movie, because if it's within the extreme realm of possibility for Doris Roberts to win an Emmy, she will.) It also has that chick from ER in it. The cute nurse. There's lots of them on that show, but she's the one that's got spunk. I totally forgive her for dumping Luka because then Abby and Luka got back together and they're having a baby and isn't everyone happy that Neela married Michael? Gosh, I love ER.
What was I saying? Oh yeah, Grandma's Boy. You have to go see it because it's opening against Munich. And if you're going to watch one movie this weekend where Jewish kids get high and play video games, it should be Grandma's Boy.