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This site is property of the owner. All articles, pictures, and sounds are used without permission, but with due credit to their respective websites / authors. This site is not affiliated with any other website or company. Please don't sue me. I scare easily and don't have much money.
I don't want to read your script. I don't know if Allen wants to read your script. I don't know how to get Allen to read your script. I cannot get your script made into a movie. Please don't email me your personal contact information, including and especially your phone number, and certainly not your script.
These are all questions that I, Brenda, have been asked as a webmaster. Some of them aren't direct quotes, but they're edited versions of things that I know someone will ask me at one time or another.
Q: Are you really Allen Covert?
A: No. I'm me. Brenda. I make web pages.
Q: How do you know Allen Covert?
A: This is the number one asked question of this site. He knows me because he stumbled upon my web site when I was first starting it, even before I was finished with it. He liked it, he emailed me, the rest is history. He's a great guy. I started this site as a joke -- I wanted to have a "fan site" about someone I didn't know anything about and who wasn't really famous, so that I wouldn't have to do much work. (Because I'm lazy.) But now I know more then I ever thought I would about Covert, and I do more work on this site then I ever have on any other web site. Ahhh, life. Full of little ironies.
Q: Can I have his phone number/e mail address/home address?
A: You know, I've been thinking about selling this informatin to the highest bidder on Ebay... except that I don't have it, so the answer is: no.
Q: What's Adam Sandler like?
A: This is the stupidest question ever. Not to insult stupid people, or you, if you specifically want to ask me this question, but I'm just warning you: people hate this question. (The "What's it like to work with...?" question.) I know you see it asked all the time on the E! Oscars Pre-Show, but I'm here to tell you: if you're asking people questions on the red carpet pre-show, your journalism career hasn't gone very far.
And the answer is: tacit.
Q: Hey, you're missing...(insert random request here.)
A: This does not surprise me. I'll add anything cool you guys send to me that isn't a total outright lie. (For instance: Here are pictures of my lovechild with Covert.)
Q: What's up with this site? You like, never update.
A: See above. Answer: Lazy. Well, sort of. I guess the real answer is that I'm 99% lazy, and 1% busy.
Hi. How are you? Good. I'm 26. And, a girl. I work in broadcast news. I like it a lot. I live in the Midwest. I like making websites. I'm married. I like Rolling Rock and Marlboro Menthols. (I like green.) Uhm, I enjoy a good book. Or a good movie. I hate writing these biography things. It puts the lotion on its skin. Two plus two is four. Yahtzee. Ramma lamma ding dong. Remember when this site used to be funny?
"All I can say is THANK YOU! There is virtually nothing about Allen out there, and you do an excellent job of representin'. I'm probably crazy, but I want to sex that man up!" -- Sara M., from Cincinatti, Ohio
"I am a college senior at the University of Cincinnati. My roommate Dave and I daily try to abide by the values and beliefs of Sammy the Limo driver. Can we rent Sammy for weddings, anniversaries, etc? or Just to hang out, he seems like a cool guy." --Adam V.
"heyyyyyy!!!! your sight is awesome!!! i am a major adam sandler fan... and now... a major allen covert fan! the whole reason i found your sight is kind of an interesting story... a friend of mine at work (who happens to be kinda of a stoner) told me that the guy who played the gay guy in "little nicky" was the same guy who played sammy in "the wedding singer" i said bullshit, so we bet 5 bucks on it. i'm the one with the computer, so... i said i will have proof he is wrong the next day at work. sorry about my luck! your sight has proved me wrong!!! but on the bright side - before i tell him that he won the bet, i'm gonna make another bet (thanx to your site!). i'm going to bet him double or nothing that the guy from the wedding singer and the caddy in "happy gilmore" are all the same guy!!! just wanted to say... your site has answered a lot of questions and is kick ass!!! keep up the good work!!!!!!!" --mark
"Hi Bren!
I just found your site the other day! It is amazing! Allen Covert is such a great actor! I love the all the pictures on your site! My favorite movie with Allen has got to be Little Nicky and Big Daddy (there's just something about 2 guys making out.) Anyway, thanks for making a really great site! Keep up the good work!" --Melissa
(This one is so nice it almost sounds fake! :))
"Hello Bren. I was really impressed by the amount of information about Allen Covert that your website contains. The photographs are excellent and the behind the scene shots truly add to the overall experience. Thank you for putting together such an enjoyable and thoroughly entertaining website.
Sincerely,
Joe"
"Brenda, I was so excited to find your Allen website! My husband and I are big fans of Allen, Adam, and David. We were in Los Angeles in April and stayed at the Regal Biltmore where they shot a scene for "Deeds". Since we were guests in the hotel, they didn't seem to mind if we hung around and watched. Then, the best moment came when the assistant director asked us if we wanted to come in and sit in on a taping of the scene. I could not believe it! There we were sitting in the same room as Allen Covert, Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder, and Stephen Brill just to name a few. I must say that Allen was so nice and funny. We are fans for life--He'll be a headliner someday! Good job on your website. Thanks," --Jennifer F.
(If you'd like to be a blurb on this little portion of the site, email me something nice. Or, something mean. Something mean might be funny, too.)
Frequently Emailed Questions
About The Site Owner
Interesting Promotional Blurbs
Site Disclaimers
This site is property of the owner. All articles, pictures, and sounds are used without permission, but with due credit to their respective websites / authors. This site is not affiliated with any other website or company. Please don't sue me. I scare easily and don't have much money.
I don't want to read your script. I don't know if Allen wants to read your script. I don't know how to get Allen to read your script. I cannot get your script made into a movie. Please don't email me your personal contact information, including and especially your phone number, and certainly not your script.
FEQ
These are all questions that I, Brenda, have been asked as a webmaster. Some of them aren't direct quotes, but they're edited versions of things that I know someone will ask me at one time or another.
Q: Are you really Allen Covert?
A: No. I'm me. Brenda. I make web pages.
Q: How do you know Allen Covert?
A: This is the number one asked question of this site. He knows me because he stumbled upon my web site when I was first starting it, even before I was finished with it. He liked it, he emailed me, the rest is history. He's a great guy. I started this site as a joke -- I wanted to have a "fan site" about someone I didn't know anything about and who wasn't really famous, so that I wouldn't have to do much work. (Because I'm lazy.) But now I know more then I ever thought I would about Covert, and I do more work on this site then I ever have on any other web site. Ahhh, life. Full of little ironies.
Q: Can I have his phone number/e mail address/home address?
A: You know, I've been thinking about selling this informatin to the highest bidder on Ebay... except that I don't have it, so the answer is: no.
Q: What's Adam Sandler like?
A: This is the stupidest question ever. Not to insult stupid people, or you, if you specifically want to ask me this question, but I'm just warning you: people hate this question. (The "What's it like to work with...?" question.) I know you see it asked all the time on the E! Oscars Pre-Show, but I'm here to tell you: if you're asking people questions on the red carpet pre-show, your journalism career hasn't gone very far.
And the answer is: tacit.
Q: Hey, you're missing...(insert random request here.)
A: This does not surprise me. I'll add anything cool you guys send to me that isn't a total outright lie. (For instance: Here are pictures of my lovechild with Covert.)
Q: What's up with this site? You like, never update.
A: See above. Answer: Lazy. Well, sort of. I guess the real answer is that I'm 99% lazy, and 1% busy.
The Me Show. Starring Me. On the Me Channel. Every Me-sday at Me.
Hi. How are you? Good. I'm 26. And, a girl. I work in broadcast news. I like it a lot. I live in the Midwest. I like making websites. I'm married. I like Rolling Rock and Marlboro Menthols. (I like green.) Uhm, I enjoy a good book. Or a good movie. I hate writing these biography things. It puts the lotion on its skin. Two plus two is four. Yahtzee. Ramma lamma ding dong. Remember when this site used to be funny?
What I'd Put On The Poster
"All I can say is THANK YOU! There is virtually nothing about Allen out there, and you do an excellent job of representin'. I'm probably crazy, but I want to sex that man up!" -- Sara M., from Cincinatti, Ohio
"I am a college senior at the University of Cincinnati. My roommate Dave and I daily try to abide by the values and beliefs of Sammy the Limo driver. Can we rent Sammy for weddings, anniversaries, etc? or Just to hang out, he seems like a cool guy." --Adam V.
"heyyyyyy!!!! your sight is awesome!!! i am a major adam sandler fan... and now... a major allen covert fan! the whole reason i found your sight is kind of an interesting story... a friend of mine at work (who happens to be kinda of a stoner) told me that the guy who played the gay guy in "little nicky" was the same guy who played sammy in "the wedding singer" i said bullshit, so we bet 5 bucks on it. i'm the one with the computer, so... i said i will have proof he is wrong the next day at work. sorry about my luck! your sight has proved me wrong!!! but on the bright side - before i tell him that he won the bet, i'm gonna make another bet (thanx to your site!). i'm going to bet him double or nothing that the guy from the wedding singer and the caddy in "happy gilmore" are all the same guy!!! just wanted to say... your site has answered a lot of questions and is kick ass!!! keep up the good work!!!!!!!" --mark
"Hi Bren!
I just found your site the other day! It is amazing! Allen Covert is such a great actor! I love the all the pictures on your site! My favorite movie with Allen has got to be Little Nicky and Big Daddy (there's just something about 2 guys making out.) Anyway, thanks for making a really great site! Keep up the good work!" --Melissa
(This one is so nice it almost sounds fake! :))
"Hello Bren. I was really impressed by the amount of information about Allen Covert that your website contains. The photographs are excellent and the behind the scene shots truly add to the overall experience. Thank you for putting together such an enjoyable and thoroughly entertaining website.
Sincerely,
Joe"
"Brenda, I was so excited to find your Allen website! My husband and I are big fans of Allen, Adam, and David. We were in Los Angeles in April and stayed at the Regal Biltmore where they shot a scene for "Deeds". Since we were guests in the hotel, they didn't seem to mind if we hung around and watched. Then, the best moment came when the assistant director asked us if we wanted to come in and sit in on a taping of the scene. I could not believe it! There we were sitting in the same room as Allen Covert, Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder, and Stephen Brill just to name a few. I must say that Allen was so nice and funny. We are fans for life--He'll be a headliner someday! Good job on your website. Thanks," --Jennifer F.
(If you'd like to be a blurb on this little portion of the site, email me something nice. Or, something mean. Something mean might be funny, too.)